|Venice Skatepark Dawn Patrol|
Every morning around 4-5 am the crazies come out in Venice. Like Zombies looking for brains they waddle to and fro, up and Down the beach and boardwalk. It's really interesting, from a distance. Amongst these undead are a couple of die hard skaters that, for some mind boggling reason, do the most unimaginable thing, they feel the need to clean up after all the trash leaving, blunt gutting, spit hocking, retards that frequent the park. AND! Get this, they do it for free. IKR!
So the next time you suddenly realize that the scab you got from that half-assed attempt at a big flip you did last week is now green and oozing, Think to yourself, "Man, I wish somebody cleaned the very ground I skate on". There's no such thing as Trash Fairies.